I got a dumb idea. Permanently stationed blimps around the world that never land. And cable cars for moving between them, on pulleys.
Pros: Energy efficient: no need to generate lift. No need for fans to move the cars as you are on pulleys, which are more efficient. Minimal noise! You could go as fast as you want but your efficiency will start to drop due to drag.
It can't be any worse an idea than a hyperloop can it?