I wanted to have it done so badly, but now I'm with you. Anyone have a cost on analyzing your DNA privately? Then the breach is just you+1, and you could use a fake name (I know, I know, that isn't foolproof when DNA is involved)
Data analysis costs vary widely, depending on what you want.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-11-06/breach-at...
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