Are you an industrial pizza producer? Get 200.00 euro funding to bake patatos in the pizza ovens.
Want a digital agency to build you a new website? Just have the agency bill it as multi-language communication services, and get back 40%.
A public tenders for an IT security audit at a local municipality tailer made for a company with the political connections.
Over two million euro divided between industry partners to participate in research on "decentralised computing" but never install the software that was developed. Not that it mattered because the software didn't work. I worked as a subcontractor of a subcontractor on the project and was the only outside of academia to try it out and found some obvious errors.
Are you a student who attends university in a different city than your officially domicile and need to vote in the next election? Send an email with your ID and student card to get a rebate on the travel expenses.
You don't get cancer by just having one cell in your body multiply uncontrollably. It needs friends to trait hormones and enzymes with.