Take Deep Fusion. Even if that were to take a little longer, have it run over my photos at night while I'm plugged in.
Also, if you're going to share a photo, you're likely going to do it the same day you took it.
About 60-75% of the time I take photos, I share them soon after or within a few hours. Having to wait to let them be processed overnight would be obnoxious.
And it's not particularly helpful to compare people taking photos on their phone to the DSLR world. (Coming from someone with a nikon d200, d300 sitting on his shelf). Totally different use cases, totally different usage expectations.