I guess I can no longer use Redis. I mean what can the use case of normal Redis possibly be?
Look around. Who is not shaming the oil and coal industry right now?
"Please respond to the strongest plausible interpretation of what someone says, not a weaker one that's easier to criticize. Assume good faith."
Lame internet humor tends to grow like kudzu, and the users who post it underestimate how lame it is, as scott_s pointed out well long ago: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7609289. Sarcasm isn't quite the same but it's related.
I do however agree about the kudzu and that it is better to just keep it at zero. The purpose of my two posts here is to better understand the community within which I work, not to argue for HN policy change.