It really doesn't. Most of the things people hate about capital-A Agile are things that specifically go against the agile manifesto.

Take a look at the Scaled Agile Framework (SAFe):

https://156s6k36aesz1w6oyx474wo9-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-...

It's an atrocity of an overbearing bureaucracy created by a committee of consultants that obviously fetishise process.

Take a look at the agile manifesto:

http://agilemanifesto.org

Its very first principle is:

> Individuals and interactions over processes and tools

Take a look at the rest of the principles and compare them to that diagram. SAFe is clearly the opposite of agile. It calls itself "Agile", but it's as non-agile as is possible to get.

What we have here is not the no-true-Scotsman fallacy, it's somebody rightfully pointing out that somebody born in Australia, who has never left the country, with no heritage that comes anywhere near the northern hemisphere, is not, in fact, Scottish.