The argument is well known: the intertubes promises much equanimity but capitalism and stuff.

OK I am being a bit cruel but this is what we have. If you don't own up to intending to cuddle up to Amazon, Google, Apple, Microsoft in the next 30s then you are probably a liar or a bit deluded.

Thing is, I'm a bit of a fan of capitalism but perhaps some sort of light touch regulation is needed in the Wild West. A bloke with a big old star on the chest might be nice.