You could save us a lot of time by just putting a "NO" next to the "legitimate business" question. To be fair, though, your humor is very much enjoyed.
I _so_ loved having many different ways to end up a no for the 'legitimate business' track. It really drove home the 'No'. And you get multiple objections covered ("but its a startup...") And you get get separate reasons for the 'No' based on the tree too.