Why is it the app's fault you live in the middle of nowhere?
I assume your "middle of nowhere" comment is just trolling.
I’m exactly where I want to be.
Also, I'd hardly call Sacramento "the middle of nowhere", what with the million+ people in and around it. Nor would I call any other 1m+ population metropolitan area such.
But what do I know? I'm just some hick who grew up in "the middle of nowhere".