The article works best if you read it as a tale of a company being dragged, completely unwillingly, into working the same way as the rest of the world does. It starts off with all these funky ideas, and slowly devolves into a bog-standard keyboard with a few extra keys stuck on.
It still has some interesting features though!
It includes a slot for a Biometric auth unit (B-Unit).
When I got the last one, I actually laughed.
It's an MBP keyboard
But it works better if you use it for anything else but the terminal. Programming on the previous one wasn't a great experience, the current one is a pretty decent keyboard (my opinion at least).