A lot of articles don't nourish me, they make me stupider. I wouldn't pay for a poisoned meal.
What really bothers me the most about modern "news" is that a lot of it is really just biased political commentary and editorials masquerading as news.
Wait until you learn about the origin of the term "yellow journalism".
The problem is, the food poisoning usually manifests after you've already paid and left the resturant.
Could one do a credit card charge-back if they get sick after eating out? (Too bad I pay using cash though, so I am SOL.)