Genuine question. Why would you write a guide for 'noobs', when you don't know the basics yourself? It seems kind of silly.
>Regex For Noobs (like me!) - an illustrated guide
So I am painfully aware that I'm a noob too, I even call myself one! I wrote this little piece because I felt that regex can be kind of intimidating for a lot of people but that it's actually pretty OK and fun once you get the hang of it. To get people over that initial barrier is what I aim to do with the "guide".
I can recommend the articles by Julia Evans[1], which are pretty much like this. She works on a problem that is new to her and describes how she solved it or how she learned something new.
[1]: https://jvns.ca/