I think Tesla already has enough on it's plate.
But the OP's question was why don't Tesla install MegaPaks that they own themselves, into diverse energy markets around the world - and become a traditional utility.
In terms of actually bidding MWH in to the market when supply is tight so the price is high, it will end up lowering the price by increasing supply, and the intervals of high prices are few. By virtue of existing the system will reduce frequency of high price intervals since the market participants will know that capacity will come on at some price so if they try to bid really high their is will not be accepted. So batteries at this scale is nice for the system operator and politicians to put a lid on high price intervals but won't actually sell enough MWH back to the grid to amount to much.
Due to certain tax credits, utilities can break even and even make a little money off of these devices, but it is certainly no slam dunk.
One of the most recent FERC orders deals with directing all the ISO/RTOs to add energy storage participation to markets as long as the battery is 0.1 MW or greater if I recall correctly.
A lot of folks are interested, but there isn't much money in ancillary services or energy for the reasons you described above.
The large-scale storage is pretty sweet though.
Tesla needs cash, and lots of it.
If you're concerned about stock price, sell for cash.
If are able to make slightly less ROI (due to cost of capital, cost of servicing debt) at larger scale, it's worth having debt and will have positive effect on stock price.
The relationship is not as simple as you claim.