I recently switched to a smartphone after 7 years of Nokia 1280 since I couldn't find a modern dumb phone at least half as satisfying as that one.

Nokia 106 is frustratingly bad. Just one example: by default, it has a "wallpaper" which looks like dirt. You can't just turn it off but it does have an option to choose whatever wallpaper you want instead. The thing is, the only wallpaper available is the default one. So the dirt is mandatory, but you can pretend that you choose it. I don't want that kind of Russian democracy in my phone.