I have a paid subscription for international calls and my voicemail, my dear friend. Do you? If not, then stop mocking people you don't know. If you do, preferably also stop mocking people you don't know.

Having said that, I have important business calls to do today and I'm certainly not going to throw money at my iPhone carrier. I hope Skype is coming back online for me, soon. But I have not yet started complaining anywhere, because Skype has offered me a great service and lots of savings in the last two years.

But who am I to day, I'm just a grumpy German.