Not trying to knock the work, but why is no static methods a selling point? How does one do utility classes instead? And do you eschew static factory methods entirely?
[0] http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2006/03/execution-in-kingdom...
There's also the issue of people seeing OO as the goal not the tool, which I think might be the case here too.
that's just adding sequential coupling for no good reason