> > They don't get told "Mr Copper trace, you are going to do i2c and send XYZ data! and you are going to be a pci express and send ABC!" at the fab. Jeez.
> I do only very basic electronics, so I'm asking here in honest confusion: Why can't you figure that out?
You can. OP is trying to be snarky, but he's wrong.
I don't think it's worth getting into an argument with someone with such an obviously demeaning attitude ("Dear God," "Jeez," etc.), but a few points:
1. It's not just bare copper, silkscreen frequently tells you what's going on, even in secretive government airplanes.
2. Even without silkscreen, e.g. on assembled boards where the chip part numbers have been lasered off for "secrecy," you can often uniquely identify a chip family just by the pins connected to power/ground, certain passives like crystals or filters, etc.
3. If it's a chip with highly remappable pins where you can't just look up which ones are i2c in a datasheet (e.g. FPGA), you can often find them routed together with obvious strategies for impedance control and/or shielding.
4. For i2c in particular, you will likely see two wires routed together, each with a resistor-like footprint pulling the line high.
Amateurs regularly do stuff like this... It's silly to assume a state level actor couldn't do the same or better.