That can all easily be fixed. I'm currently working on a short term job at Statnett in Oslo. The office is all open plan but there are loads of small sound proofed rooms of various sizes that you can use for a work conversation. It's frowned upon to have a long or loud conversation at your desk. You just pick up your laptop and go to a little conference room. Some are just big enough for three people but they all have a big screen and conferencing tools.
Each floor also has an area where you can relax with a cup of tea or coffee and read the newspaper.
Desks are all motorised so you can adjust the height and use them standing if you like, the desks are not personal although those who work most of the time in the office do use the same desk all the time.
The environment is quiet, the temperature is pleasant, there are automatic blinds on the windows shut out the sun when it is too strong.
For me it works really well. If I have a meeting then I go in early, find a desk and work, go to the meeting, back to the desk and do some work, then finish the day just as though it was an ordinary office day.
But I agree, there are plenty of places (I've worked in some) where all of your negative office conditions apply.