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Not OP, but you can embed Google Analytics (or Tag Manager) into your Hugo template, and it's fairly straightforward to do.

Comments I'm not entirely sure of, because I never wanted them on my site in the first place!

For comments you can embed an external service, like Disqus.

Agree! And I'm sure it's also another script to add to the templates, at the footer of a post template, probably?