Finally they gave up putting everyone through the genital analyzer and just had us all go through the metal detector, only first I had to get yelled at for not putting my stuff in a bin ("but sir there are no bins"), then for putting it in the orange bin ("orange means stop! Don't use the orange bin!"), then for not going through the metal detector at I guess the flat out Sprint they wanted me to go through it at.
The fuck is the point. This shit depresses my partner every time we travel. It feels like we're cattle. It's dehumanizing and none of my representatives have the power to do anything about it - why do I even have representatives?
Edit: to the poster who asked why I refer to men as "sir," then deleted their comment, I'm not at all offended. I code switched to my southern dialect while I was in Georgia. Using the honorific will typically garner me more good will down here. If I was back in Wisconsin, it'd piss people off, so I don't use it there, for example. Or anywhere else really cause it's kinda weird.