People buy bonds, so I don't think that maximizing ROI is always necessarily the criteria for a desirable investment.
Meta-observation: to me, nothing in economics or finance is "blindingly obvious". Many economic phenomena seem obvious but in reality are way more complex than could be represented by any model that I could understand. Your explanation makes sense at some level, but I don't have much confidence in it, because all I can do is wonder what other mechanisms interact with the mechanism you've described, and what the net impact is.
the financial world is more complicated than you realize.
We libertarians have been beating the inflation drum for decades now and been largely ignored and / or laughed at. Maybe it's time to revisit how adding trillions and trillions to the economy every year could maybe possibly lead to higher prices in "inflation hedge" type goods.[2]
[1] https://thumbor.forbes.com/thumbor/960x0/https%3A%2F%2Fblogs...