This article is self important wankery. A few decent thoughts were able to sneak in, and you've somehow turned that into snarking at everyone who's brain is rightly trying to pull the emergency eject lever.
Why such a negative reaction? I legitimately don't get your hostility. Imagine if a kindergartener wrote a book about their day spent playing outside on a Saturday -- would you call that "self-important wankery", too?
I was just matching the tone of
>>Jesus Christ, HN commenters, can't you recognize the irony of [personal failing leading to not valuing the article as I did]
You don't need to take everything you see on the internet as unnecessarily hostile. Heck, I was just trying to make light of what I saw as an absurd situation.