Is that what the presentation emphasizes most?
"Will your toy benchmark program be faster if you write it in a different programming language? It depends how you write it!"
"Which programs are faster?"
"Which programs are fast?"
"Non-motivation: We are profoundly uninterested in claims that these measurements, of a few tiny programs, somehow define the relative performance of programming languages."
2) Or look even at "Java" vs "Substrate VM" pidigits.
Currently 2 Java pidigits programs are shown.
The program with the fastest measurements on OpenJDK uses GMP and something different needs to be done to make that program work on Substrate VM.
3) …but crashes, and what appears to be some junk result is reported.
What is reported? Measurements at the largest workload both programs worked.
4) examples … you… seem to say, see, warmup doesn't matter
See, for programs with runtimes of 0.24s, 1/10th of a second is a lot!
See, for programs with runtimes of 4s and 20s, 1/10ths of a second… !
5) Now I'm looking at Haskell's fannkuch-redux
And… ?
6) … if the comparison was for the same language (and compiler) then this would be interesting, but what does this tell you when comparing different languages?
That seems to be a subjective statement about your interests.
Someone else might think that neither "tell you" much until you investigate Why?