Which is to say, my clothes do not get folded by anyone. No one folde them for me, nor do I fold them myself.

You don't have to fold most clothing. You can just toss it all in a basket and let it be. Most cotton wrinkles will disappear after being worn for about 20 minutes. Movement, body heat and ambient humidity removes wrinkles automatically from a lot of clothing. So, basically wrinkles from the drier usually don't last beyond most morning commutes.

And then, of course, there's not giving a single fuck about useless minutia, like... fucking wrinkled clothes.