However, I've looked over the page a couple times and still can't figure out the use of this, let alone what "superpowers" it may grant. It's just comments? The best parts I can see are the mostly-prose ones farther down that just say what the loop's supposed to do, but even those are just repeating the "input" and "output" info, really, which are sort of also comments I think. Some of this might be useful if you could express it in types or some other machine-checkable fashion, but in comments they're just kind of redundant and, like any comments, must be treated with suspicion anyway.
What am I missing? I just have no idea what I'm looking at here, or rather I think I do but I'm entirely missing why it should be in any sense exciting which leads me to think maybe I don't.