I don't know, you don't know, but only one of us is using speculative arguments (and, in at least one earlier case, fantasy, as lake99 pointed out above) to support her opinion.
From an information-theoretic point of view (which is where we started) even if all non-coding DNA had some purpose, it would not be a sufficient basis for assuming that it is close to the most information-theoretically efficient implementation. On the other hand, the fact that whole genomes can be handily compressed, with straightforward Huffman encoding techniques, settles the infomation-theoretic efficiency question, regardless of whether your speculation about the usefulness of all non-coding DNA is correct.