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Even that's a stretch. I think you would need to build a machine that builds a machine that then builds a Gödel Machine.

So... basically a Lisp machine?

I think there's an Emacs mode for that.

How did we miss SingularityMode all these years.... Just proves no one actually reads the sources for all the OSS hype.

Too bad I use vim%7qccccnn!2ff

Nah, you need typed holes. Check out Hazel.org.