Suprised there was no mention of the Lego spill:
"Nearly 4.8 million Lego toy parts fell overboard from the Tokio Express container ship in a storm off Land's End on 13 February 1997."
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-28582621
Just think of the patina, the history and the kudos. Perfect gift. I would buy one if I had a landline.