Sorry, I stopped considering your argument when you claimed the HHVM wasn't anything other than a crime against humanity.

PHP could have died, but no, it got a new lease on life.

Hive is a bad copy of a google tech. Buck is a bad copy of a google tech. Hbase is a bad copy of a google tech. Rocks is cute, but it's a bit sad that it's at the center of literally everything in the company.

Phabricator isn't bad, but it's a pretty close copy to things at google.

And I think Google only joined the open compute initiative to try and talk facebook out of it's weird ideas.