:D
No judgement here, I just chuckled and had to say it. (I have had similar thoughts)
Good luck.
Aw shit, I should not say this, but... I once thought up a service where people would sign up to make calls and or send texts. Use cases were:
Get the word out. Politics, fund raisers, events, that sort of thing.
Public service. Warnings, availability of resources.
Deliver short message. Advertising. Think 5 seconds, or a very targeted "tweet" in the form of SMS.
Bounty, info request. Get contact info for X. Or, what system do you use? Who does hiring? Whatever. (Controversial, I know)
The distributed nature of it made blocks hard.
Users, in a short alpha simulation, liked some use cases, hated others. It was difficult to arrive at what activities were worth it.
Since you are entering this space, I will just leave it all here. (Was not for me, for personal reasons)