The article in one sentence: saying that Eskimo have fifty words for snow is like saying that Europeans have fifty words for water (water, river, lake, dew, fog, cloud, ice and so on).
Titanic: boat sinks
The New Testament: man killed
Crime and Punishment: Russians
Come on now, the joke practically writes itself.
Those who read “White Words” in full will understand why its author would oppose “article in one sentence” summaries.