Okay and seriously: I actually just want US Mint backed card. I think it's absolute lunacy that these private companies are essentially levying their own tax on consumer transactions. Cash is outdated, and the government should react appropriately. (And only in my most feverish of fever dreams: it's a cryptocurrency, and only at >104F temperatures, it's on the ethereum network. Oh boy a man can dream!)
In this world: Amex, Visa, and MC can go back to being credit cards.