Quite serendipitously: https://twitter.com/h_liyan/status/972475860660842496

"Programming is like cooking: in Python, you use pre-made bolognese sauce; in C++, you start from fresh tomatoes and minced meat; in Assembly, you have a farm where you grow your tomatoes and raise your cow." - @gv_barroso

"In #Java, first you think about Cuisine, then ItalianCuisine, then you think of Bolognese as a specific case of Sauces, which is in turn a more specific case of all things with an EdibleInterface, and whether Tomato is a Fruit or Vegetable. In the end, you die of hunger."