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I unironically can't wait to read release notes about newer versions of my food

Not only this, but we should have continuous integration testing.

Each batch of every product should be run through a litany of health and safety tests, and such a thing could be crowdsourced.

Would be cool if first X% of every batch got a discount, provided they submit a simple QA report.

Crowdsourced? Like what we did when we tried to feed cows to cows?