The trouble here presumably is that the penalties are anything less than jailing of the entire C-suite and/or complete dissolution of the corporation.
And while we're at it: death penalty for any crime (or misdemeanor). Including the criminal's family!
That should stop these murderers and jaywalkers once and for all!
While we all appreciate your strawman, I would encourage you to actually think about situations where the law actually does implement punishments that are beyond what would be considered proportionate, and when it does the opposite.
Paying a penalty for getting caught breaking a law sounds a bit like a bribe to me.