* Create an alarm to go off for every 5 mins for the rest of the day
* Share what you last copied to clipboard on Social Media
* Text a sexual suggestive gif to a random contact
* Send "So, I've been thinking... How about we try friends with benefits?" To a random contact.
* If you have anyone in your phone as Boss, Manager etc, send them an email with a template of a fairly harsh notice of resignation.
* If it's a woman, send to Mum / Mom / Dad "Hey, I'm going to be a mother! No idea who the father is but it's exciting!".
* If it's a man, send to Mum / Mom / Dad "Hey, so I drunkenly hooked up with some stranger from a bar and I've knocked her up... What to do?"
* Select 2 random contacts A & B. Send to A something about how B won't shut up about wanting to sleep with A.
* Post your last password reset link from your email to Twitter
* Text your reddit username to whatever contact you text the most (likely your significant other)
* Silently remove the most popular, by email count, person from your VIP email list (likely your boss)
* Add entries to the auto correct list: :) -> ;) hey -> heyyyy
* Change any daily alarm from AM to PM, but leave the alarm enabled
Or block that person and add an auto-reply with something insulting.
Factory reset your phone (idk if it can do this, but I want this one)
Update all the contact names in your phone with names of adult film stars.
Send a random Bible passage to a contact, or tweet it, or Instagram it.
Ditto, but random Quran passage.
Post an Inspirobot image to Instagram/twitter. (http://inspirobot.me/)
Dial a random (but valid) US phone number.
>Ditto, but random Quran passage.
Trivia: Half of Quran verses consists of corrupted Biblical passages (due to the fact Syriac Aramaic text interpreted as Arabic), along with other half of weird poetic legal texts.
* Encrypt a random photo and email to the NSA
* Repeatedly admit to random horrible crime types on Twitter.
Am I doing it right? You did say life-ruining.
* Delete a random app
* Attempt to Rick Roll a contact
* Send the last thing you asked Siri to twitter
* Random photo to facebook
* Name all contacts in the phone the same