Just look at them!
They don't wear suits, they wear t-shirts with corporate logos - completely different. They're relaxed and chill and they take Soylent because they like it not because their corporate non-corporate overlords demand the time something resembling lunch would take.
They celebrate losing money! Who else does that (other than activist investors who will intentionally restructure a company to bankrupt it)?
They're not greedy, they just want to be fairly compensated with life-changing amounts of equity. That's just the value they bring.
They're anti-capitalism man! They just voted in favour of more taxes so that they don't have to see as many homeless while they wait for the company bus to take them from their company-issued container home to the company campus. They don't live to work like those Wall Street drones.
They're not cocaine-infused Wall Street Dude Bros! They're micro-dosing LSD and Adderall because they're performance hacking - can't you see the difference?
It's totally not like Wall Street. Have you not seen the map? It's California man. West coast is the best coast!