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http://staticding.org/ helps with those, the only thing I don't like about it is the overlay it puts on the screen and fades out. I forked the github repo to remove it.

Yeah, the fade animation is a bit on the long side.

I'm trying to decide which is worse....

Interesting. I wrote a (much) simpler version of this a short while ago, which I also find terribly useful:

https://bookmarklets.arantius.com/unfix

Might need to add a "nuke" like option.

Pretty good, but I can just use uBlock Origin to remove elements that I don't like.

If you ever find that person, kick them in the shin for me.

They have a sliding shield against that which tracks the movement of your foot.

(flips table, charges toward floor-to-ceiling window, fails to even crack it)

Well, at least some engineers are good at what they do?

Sticky header plus using A-tag anchors

I've never seen a website handle that combo well. 100% of the time you'll click an anchor and have to scroll down slightly