Actually, no I don't, never heard of this until now, but it is beyond hilariously bad, assuming this [0] was the real version. It gets better, KPMG tried to claim that another website cannot link to them with their permission [1], now _that_ is hilarious.
[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCvKXgp-Awo [1] https://www.theguardian.com/business/2001/dec/09/theobserver...
It takes satire to make us see how far we have come thinking the way we do.
Well done.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ASVcY8woQoM
A former employee of theirs told me that they had to sing it at an all-hands meeting. I would have quit on the spot.
Yes when I was younger I would have absolutely refused (it is ridiculous). Now I’m old and cynical and think everything is insane anyway I’d sing it with all my heart... most places are insane, but few are this entertaining!
A good place to start:
(It also has way too long instrumental intros and outros, but they’re just bad, not fun.)