Thanks for the descriptions! Not the OP. You have a real nack for artful and sociological spelunkers writing. It reminds me of Tom Wolfe.
Since they aren't, fantasizing about all the traffic I must be getting is enough.
I don't know if I should support such a vain activity, I read your first entry and I enjoyed it! If you haven't figured out the logs yet, you can add 1 to your manual hit counter.