I can't empathize with this perspective.
"Encrypt every packet with strong cryptography" is the mission statement of the information security community ever since Edward Snowden went public.
The "mofos" have "forced" you to protect your users from attacks like QUANTUMINSERT.
The "mofos" have "forced" you to protect your users from abusive ISPs injecting advertisements that track them into web pages that gain no revenue from these ads.
The "mofos" have "forced" you to protect your users from being hit with increased malvertising and watering hole attacks because ISPs generally cannot secure their own systems.
I think the wins here far outweigh the temporary inconvenience of having to install/use certbot.