That's hilarious!
But I found the criticism on their toy task less convincing. Algorithmic toy tasks can always be solved "without any training whatsoever".
For example in RNNs, there's a toy task that adds two numbers that are far apart in a long sequence. This can be solved deterministically with a one liner, but that's not the point. It's still useful for demonstrating RNN's failure with long sequences. Would you then call the subsequent development to make RNNs work for long sequences just feature engineering with no universality?
In that sense, I think their choice of toy task is fine. They're just pointing out position is a feature that's currently overlooked in the many architectures that are heavily position dependent (they showed much better results on faster r-cnn for example).