That last line does change the vibe from "a cliff develops a new crack and a tourist attraction is closed" to "omg Yellowstone supervolcano Armageddon!!1"
Well, it’s a crackpot website, so consider the source.
Pun intended?
Yea probably more likely the super volcano than than Exum hoisting tourists all summer long
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