"Unfortunately, our website is currently unavailable in most European countries. We are engaged on the issue and committed to looking at options that support our full range of digital offerings to the EU market. We continue to identify technical compliance solutions that will provide all readers with our award-winning journalism."
Sigh... It's not that hard to comply with GDPR. Just be honest and say "We don't want any stinky Europeans reading us."
This is /sarcasm btw.