Play poker, masturbate, play with my cat.
Not at the same time.
Not at the same time.
In the time I've been here on HN I've come to this position. When I reply or submit, I like to consider a hypothetical someone in a year's time, mining HN comments for insight and information. I'd like to think that what I write has some use to the in context, and at the same time accurately reflects who I am now.
And yes, the reply fits in that mould. In a year's time if someone came across that comment, I'd like them to know that I thought it peurile and unfunny, and I flagged it.
Maybe I am just an old fart, but get off my lawn!
Yes. It has 3 items that satisfy the requirement of relaxing.
Ladies and gentlemen, once you click "reply", you will see a flag button for individual comments. Use it responsibly.
Seeing this comment get downvoted and its parent upvoted with what I can only view as teenaged boys giggling over some smut, I see that there is no single, coherent community with a shared core of beliefs and standards. And maturity. It's a painful lesson.
Q. What do you do to relax?
A. Play poker, masturbate and play with my cat.
The fact he added a small joke afterward just adds charm. Lighten up a little ;)
BUM!!!
Although, heck, maybe he talks about masturbating in front of girls the whole time.
To be fair, I don't know any guy that doesn't, while in the presence of women, talk about masturbating.
Though I want to make it abundantly clear that I am not defending him from downvotes or suggesting people upvote him (I didn't).
1. Giggling 2. Prudishness 3. Maturity