There are loads of Dutch POD publishers. Check out Pumbo.nl, Boekscout.nl or Freemusketeers.nl.

"I can't find a Wufoo-like thing that'll speak Dutch to me. At all."

Wufoo supports dozens of languages, including Dutch.

"What do people in The Netherlands, to come back to my small but fairly internet-savvy home country, tend to use for small-time blogging? Blogger? Wordpress? Nope. Something called web-log.nl"

Blogger and WordPress are both available in Dutch and have been for years. Most of the Dutch bloggers I know use WordPress.

But even though the examples were less than stellar, I agree with your observation: American web startups often take too long before they expand into other markets like Canada and Western Europe. However, the US is a huge market. Most American businesses will never have to expand abroad, there's simply no necessity. The same cannot be said about Dutch web startups.