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And that they use Adventure Time puns to name things. I guess the NSA techs are just a bunch of nerds with government contracts

A bunch of nerds with government contracts that smoke weed on the way to their interview

EDIT: oops that was 2014, apparently the FBI isn't having that issue anymore

They have more code up than just what is found on their github page:

Huge amount of stuff devoted to managing ETL.

They also made geomesa. A geospatial graph database that can run on top of bigtable/accumulo, hbase, cassandra and kafka.

Yeah, my first thought was that it automatically does free streaming replication + backup to NSA servers.

The committers' names are all fake though :)

This is what my tax dollars are going to? Another shitty software library. ...I mean, wow this thing is awesome. Good job NSA!