I'll critique his prose on efficiency grounds. He wastes many words making a point.
Speech is a topic of discussion just like anything else under the sun.
(And also: People here have no authority or power to police anything.)
You can take as many steps as you want to get to the mailbox too. And you'll be taking more steps if you detour to go sniff dog shit. Going in a straight line solves two problems - it's faster and it smells better.