All of Phabricator's copy is off-color like that.
Don't take it too seriously.
Don't take it too seriously.
> Phabricator has more than 300,000 lines of PHP, so there are probably at least sixty or seventy million security vulnerabilities in the project. Virtually limitless wealth!
The software itself is similarly whimsical[0][1]
[0] https://secure.phabricator.com/D7216
[1] https://secure.phabricator.com/rP099695ab615775e5f6d107fba40...