I mean, you'd get your comments flagged off HN, but other than that: it could work for you.
Unfortunately, for Torvalds, we're all in on the joke.
The problem is, well, it's just like my bulldog Reinforcements. He doesn't like hats. He sees someone walking down the street wearing a hat, he barks loudly. He barks a lot because of this. When I'm across the house and I hear him bark, I have to try to determine whether something important is happening, or just a hat. It's an impediment to our communication, me and my dog. Same with Torvalds. He sees a lot of hats, is what I'm saying.
Most of us will perk up a lot if Torvalds has something nice to say, even among the barking. Communication is complex.
You could argue that "continuing to try to affect his Andrew Dice Clay of Programming persona" isn't super clear, but it also doesn't fit "soft-pedaled politically-correct," really.